Mind if I crash here?

thegestianpoet:

reminder to look at this pup’s widdle feeties 

(via mitunafaptor)

fitstorm:

that—fit—girl:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

holy shitt

fitstorm:

that—fit—girl:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

holy shitt

(via cadoized)

idreamofjimmy:

When your celebrity idols reveal their inner fandom nerds

(via shadowplusle)


there is no way that this happened


This is awesome however it’s unfortunate that there is a big possibility that it didn’t count. The moment he kicked the ball it was already well past the line.

there is no way that this happened

This is awesome however it’s unfortunate that there is a big possibility that it didn’t count. The moment he kicked the ball it was already well past the line.

(Source: yodiscrepo, via shadowplusle)

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

(via beyondtrenzalore)

owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

image

Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

(via beyondtrenzalore)

skylexmccoy:

I just can’t stop laughing xD

(via shadowplusle)

totaltrackhead:

I can’t stop laughing at this 😭😂

totaltrackhead:

I can’t stop laughing at this 😭😂

(Source: givemeinternet, via shadowplusle)

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

(via thefuuuucomics)

"WHAT HAPPENED?!"

(Source: parellas, via sheikahstone)